Shits and Giggles

wordswag_1533161402711This is one of the first memories I have of really hearing my guides or intuition if you will, speaking to me very loudly. I was fourteen years old and a newly excited aunty. I was always willing to do anything to take care of that little munchkin, thinking everything she did was oh so adorable. On that afternoon I had been kneeling on the floor in front of the bed to change her diaper. As my niece lay naked on the bed, as I was just about to put a new diaper on her, I heard “stand up” then again a little louder “STAND UP” then again “STAND UP“!! Without thinking I stood up just in time to miss being hit straight in the face with a warm spraying stream of baby poo. As I stood there in shock and laughing as it ran down my leg. I looked over to see my niece giggling too from that great release of shit she had so innocently just covered me in. That is when I realized nothing could change my mind about her, she was just so fucking cute! I had been saved from what could have been the most disgusting experience of my life and to think I could have been making one of those goofy crazy baby talk faces with my mouth wide open…..oh my gosh I was so lucky!!

LISTEN and take action when these warnings come. It just may save you from being hit in the face with a big shit storm….hahaha!

Just think…..people pay a lot of money to have that shit on your face experience. Whoa!

When in the face of adversity…laugh and keep walking! Life is short, find the amusement!





About angela zeyn

Hello, I am Angela. About me is a big question, one that opens up the door to all my vulnerabilities and fears. I could stay very shallow and tell you the basic list of what I do, but seriously what is the point in that? For me this is a breakthrough site to let myself out of my own box to express who I am, where I have come from, where I am, how I feel about it and where I am going. At this point, it's time for me to put these stories out into the world without giving a flying fuck if the grammar is perfect or if the sentence runs on into oblivion. (After 40 they say you don't care as much, they are right). I'm hoping that in sharing these fun, mystical, magical, dark and profound, sometimes metaphoric stories of my life it helps others to awaken and feel connected in knowing they are not alone on this wild ride of life. As the Grateful Dead sing..."What a long strange trip it's been" and I'm excited to share mine with you. If you are interested to know my skills and abilities, please check the link for my website.
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1 Response to Shits and Giggles

  1. Sarah says:

    Haha! I love this!

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